1970ssss (via moustacherides)
Gargh, as if being a disgusting drink wasn’t enough now I have this reason to hate Dr Pepper.
And fuck those banner ads everywhere too, and fuck all media about losing minuscule amount of weight; it’s not even about health, it’s about forcing human beings into this arbitrary mould whether it’s healthy for them or not.
I’m not going to do any of that ‘real women have curves’ bullshit here because of course skinny people are attractive but so’s every other body type to someone; why can’t it just be acknowledged that it’s a GOOD THING that human beings come in different shapes and sizes…
I mean so what if this pretty model-lady has a belly? You know what; it’s a beautiful belly, I find it sexy. I’m not alone in that opinion; bellies are hot. Why’s that view never articulated in adverts? It’s booloooocks.
And fuck Gillian McKeith that unqualified fucking lunatic; playing off peoples insecurities to fulfil her facist vendetta. I don’t know what her deal was, her family must have been killed by fat people when she was a child or something; she HATES them. Her shows didn’t help anyone they were just about torturing people she considered unsightly.
And!! AANDDDD fuck Gok Wan! Making women feel good about themselves my ballsack; “Here, this will make you loo thinner” “This will make you look taller” GREEAAAAT. Why not just say “Here’s how you can emulate someone’s who’s PROPERLY attractive you old, fat bitch” Why not just say that you SHIT?!
It’s as if it’s genuinely considered an ideal for women to be interchangeable mannequin-shaped clones of each other. I’m sick of the idea of the ‘ideal female body’, I’m a cartoonist and an advanced gawker; the variety of the human body’s my lifeblood and I just wish people would stop fighting it like it’s wrong.
It’s not wrong! You’re being LIED TO!!
Ahem so… yeah. This was shown to be by Happydough who knows I get worked up by this sort of thing and now I just neglected her on MSN for ages to type this rant/mini-essay.
SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO, DR PEPPER?!