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\x0aThe Michelin Man’s looking trim these days.
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\x0aEpic.
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\x0aRULE OF THREES!
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Frecks.
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\x0aFlecks.
\x0aWhat is on your bed right now?
\x0aCrumpled duvet and probably things that would only show up under UV light… like GHOSTS!
\x0aWhen was the last time you threw up?
\x0aLast year of Uni I think. I woke up with a few hours of memory gone and black dried vomit on my face. It happens pretty much any time I drink without eating properly so now I try not to doo dat…
\x0aWhat’s your favorite word or phrase?
\x0aOcelot.
\x0aName 3 people who made you smile today?
\x0aHannah, Lara, Mike Stemmle (I forgive you by the way, Mike)
\x0aWhat were you doing at 8 am this morning?
\x0aI was asleep-ing-ing.
\x0aWhat were you doing 30 minutes ago?
\x0aWatching 30 Rock while mah goilfriend was eating.
\x0aWhat is your favorite holiday?
\x0aChristmas is pretty cool if you don’t spend too much time getting worked up about it before it comes you know.
\x0aHave you ever been to another country?
\x0aYurp.
\x0aWhat is the last thing you said aloud?
\x0a“Neil Gaiman is part Raven and Amanda is part seal!”
\x0a…Improvising songs on the toilet…
\x0aWhat is the best ice cream flavor?
\x0aCHOCKLIT OR MINT WIV CHOKLIT BITS!
\x0aWhat was the last thing you had to drink?
\x0aThe last of my Sprite.
\x0aWhat are you wearing right now?
\x0aNewly unlabelled jeans, TMBG T-shirt, holey socks and uncomfortable tiny Y-fronts (which are a better alternative to my three pairs of uncomfortable tiny boxers believe you me… eeesh, the bollocks-crushing…)
\x0aJust realised typing this I have a rucksack full pf boxers from home in the corner. DURRRRRRR…
\x0aWhat was the last thing you ate?
\x0aPasta with cheese and HP Sauce, meal of kings… of kingdoms with very bad economies…
\x0aHave you bought any new clothing items this week?
\x0aNo. What are you my mum?
\x0aWhen was the last time you ran?
\x0aGyeeergh, I can’t remember…
\x0aWhat’s the last sporting event you watched?
\x0aProperly? Running… I like to watch the sinews.
\x0aIf you could go anywhere in the world, where would you go?
\x0aBexleyheath.
\x0aEver go camping?
\x0aMe and my friend Chris have this thing where I say I’m going to go camping with him every summer but then he goes camping without me because we both know I’d hate it more than anything else in the world.
\x0aDo you have a tan?
\x0aNope, just a vague yellowy tint for some reason. (Any nutritionists reading this, don’t tell me. I want it to be a surprise)
\x0aHave you ever lost anything down a toilet?
\x0aMy favourite poo!
\x0aWhat is your guilty pleasure?
\x0aAlanis Morisette?
\x0aDo you use smiley faces on the computer alot?
\x0a;)
\x0aDo you drink your soda from a straw?
\x0aNo. Do you know why? It’s because I’m a badass that’s why.
\x0aWhat did your last text message say?
\x0a‘You FIEND’
\x0aAre you someone’s best friend?
\x0aYes… maybe…
\x0aWhat are you doing tomorrow?
\x0aThe EXACT same thing I did today. Sleep ‘til midday, play the rest of the new Monkey Island episode, eat pasta then talk to Hannah until I go to sleep.
\x0aWhere is your mom right now?
\x0aIn ‘emel ‘empstead.
\x0aLook to your left, what do you see?
\x0aAn empty bulletin board.
\x0aWhat color is your watch?
\x0aMy watch is a mobile phone, it’s black like my soul.
\x0aWhat do you think of when you think of Australia?
\x0aSome douche with voluptuous hair.
\x0aEver rode a roller coaster?
\x0aOnly a little one.
\x0aWhat is your birthstone?
\x0aMy whatnow?
\x0aDo you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive thru?
\x0aI’m an eat-in kinda man. Plus, I can’t drive.
\x0aDo you have a dog?
\x0aI don’t like dogs. Yes, they are affectionate but this doesn’t change the fact that their affection is repulsive.
\x0aLast person you talked to on the phone?
\x0aMy mum.
\x0aAny plans today?
\x0aUm… talk to Hannah until I go to sleep?
\x0aAre you happy?
\x0aI rather am you know! What an unusual experience for me!
\x0aWhere are you right now?
\x0aIn my Uni time accommodation.
\x0aBiggest annoyance in your life right now?
\x0aHannah aaaaches. :(
\x0aLast song listened to?
\x0aSiouxsie & The Banshees - Arabian Knights
\x0aLast movie you saw?
\x0aZombieland, it was a bit meh…
\x0aAre you allergic to anything?
\x0aNon.
\x0aFavorite pair of shoes you wear all the time?
\x0aI have one pair of shoes that properly fits me; a pair of steel-toed boots. They’re quite nifty.
\x0aAre you jealous of anyone?
\x0aKermit!!
\x0aAlso singer, songwriter and animator Voltaire. I can only do one of those things and not even competently.
\x0aAre you married?
\x0aN’rope.
\x0aIs anyone jealous of you?
\x0aThey SHOULD be!
\x0aDo any of your friends have children?
\x0aEhh, no-one I know that closely.
\x0aDo you eat healthy?
\x0aNoooo, I don’t even want to think about how much chocolate I eat in a week.
\x0aWhat do you usually do during the day?
\x0aI guess right now there’s Uni.
\x0aDo you hate anyone right now?
\x0aNo-one I’m in contact with personally… although my fricking flatmate who cooks elaborate meals then never takes out the bins is getting close.
\x0aDo you use the word ‘hello’ daily?
\x0aPossibly… I don’t really think about it. I think I’m more of a ‘hey’ kind of chap.
\x0aHow many kids do you want when you’re older?
\x0aNo more than 800.
\x0aHow old will you be turning on your next birthday?
\x0a21. FOUR MONTHS HURP!
\x0aHave you ever been to Six Flags?
\x0aNah.
\x0aHow did you get one of your scars?
\x0aHeavy public toilet door closed on my little finger as a little kid. I thought I suffered that night I recently realised it was my mum who had to sit for hours in A+E instead of going to the toilet…
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Bluke4x4’s an idiot.
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\x0a3-D sequence from The Mask directed and co-produced by Julian Roffman (1961)
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The 3-D sequences in The Mask were designed by montage expert Slavko Vorkapich, and feature an array of distinctively psychedelic visuals, some of which are mildly gruesome. A crude electronic music score (billed as “Electro Magic Sound” in publicity materials) enhances the strangeness of the 3-D scenes.
Vorkapich was an early master of the now common montage sequence, these sequences were even termed eponymously as the “vorkapich” in Hollywood scripts of the ’30s and ’40s because of his mastery of dynamic visual.
COOL! SO COOL!
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