Unsanctioned Russian Ninja Turtles

Deep in the Way Back Machine, circa late 80’s, early 90’s, russian company Minsk Publishing produced a long-running and completely unsanctioned Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles comic and it’s pretty much the greatest bootleg, sold out of the trunk of a car, knock-off you could ever possibly hope for. It is every bit as wonderful and horrible as it seems: The Turtles travel to Space! The Turtles fight the Predator…ish! The Turtles take on something that might possibly be construed as Freddy Kruger, maybe! The Turtles sit idly by as April O’Neil gropes Batman! The Turtles sit uncomfortably close to each other, prompting me to question things about myself! There are dozens more scanned pages you can checks out at the russian fansite (and even they dont seem to like it that much):

(source: adventuresinpoortastebuzzfeed)