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theinvisiblecunts:

Keanu Reeves is a vampire.

10knotes:

 

Now, look at this:

That’s “Paul Mounet”, a french actor, who “died” in 1922.

His body never was found.


Then, look at this:

An unknown man, painted in 1530 by Parmigianino.

Compare them:

He’s a motherfucking vampire

His beard in 2011 even grows the same way as the painting in 1530

My favourite meme has been perfectly compiled!

(Source: vazerick)

(Reblogged from zennifer)

crayondrawlings:

From Halloween 2008, I used to draw these characters quite a lot: She’s a vampire and he’s her human flatmate. But the joke works if he was just a white vampire too.

I like this joke. I think that it is a good joke and think I told it pretty good.

A suck on my dick.

Just watched this. It’s really really great apart from, like, the last ten minutes where the tone goes askew.

The vampire lady is super, super cool. In fact I think she epitomises every reason why vampires are cool to me. Vampires are cool. I love vampire things. I’m going to love vampire things when vampires are hotpops and when they’re notpops because vampire things are MY thing.

Vampires.

Why don’t modern vampire vampires use the turning into bat stuff? I guess they don’t think it’s cool but isn’t it? Isn’t iiiiit?

True Blood had people turning into owls I’m pretty sure, and Night Watch has people turning into owls AND tigers. So where’s the bat love, people? Where is it?

Don’t mind me, just plugging some badges I designed.

yksisarvinen:

fuckyeahvampire:

comicallyvintage:

Wally Wood, V-Vampires!

It’s…um… sexy 60s comic book ladies wednesday?

(Reblogged from yksisarvinen)